Bad Motel Promotions

Part of why taking the Highway is better than the Interstate

While the interstate system in this country is vastly superior to the highway transportation system, it lacks in character. Everything is sanitized and standardized to such a point that driving can be rather dull. Which is why I've made this list. To remind us all of one of the joys of taking the highway. Below is a list of the most lame independently owned and operated hotel/hotel/borderline hostel sign promotions. Enjoy, and as always, please feel free to fill in any that I may have missed in the comment area below.


AAA Approved AARP Welcome Air Conditioned AM / FM Radio American Owned (Motel 6 retort perhaps) Clean & Comfortable Color T.V. (why the periods?) Continental Breakfast Direct Dial Phones Electric Heat ESPN Family Rates FOOD (in all caps) Free CABLE Free Local Calls Free Local Paper HBO Help Wanted (never a good sign) Hot Coffee ICE (in all caps) In Room Movies (that's code for something else) Jacuzzi Rooms Available Kitchenettes Low Rates Movies New Rooms Newly Renovated (No) Vacancy Non Smoking Rooms Available Pets Welcome POOL (in all caps) Queen Size Beds RESTAURANT (ALWAYS in all caps) RV Hookups Seniors Welcome Truckers Welcome Under New Management VCR Waterbeds Weekly Rates (your "neighbor" may live there) Welcome "insert group name here"

rvining

- 4/11/2007 2:19:17 PM
LOOK - a new list! Most of these are all 'code' for something else. RVPR points to successful submissions as well as de-codings. enjoy.

hankword

- 4/11/2007 11:25:31 PM
We'll leave the light on for ya - Motel 6

hankword

- 4/11/2007 11:25:47 PM
Hourly rates

hankword

- 4/11/2007 11:26:39 PM
Free Wireless

hankword

- 4/11/2007 11:27:12 PM
'Adult movies' on demand

Bad Motel Promotions

Part of why taking the Highway is better than the Interstate

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