Bad Motel Promotions |
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Part of why taking the Highway is better than the Interstate |
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| AAA Approved AARP Welcome Air Conditioned AM / FM Radio American Owned (Motel 6 retort perhaps) Clean & Comfortable Color T.V. (why the periods?) Continental Breakfast Direct Dial Phones Electric Heat ESPN Family Rates FOOD (in all caps) Free CABLE Free Local Calls Free Local Paper HBO Help Wanted (never a good sign) Hot Coffee ICE (in all caps) In Room Movies (that's code for something else) Jacuzzi Rooms Available Kitchenettes Low Rates Movies New Rooms Newly Renovated (No) Vacancy Non Smoking Rooms Available Pets Welcome POOL (in all caps) Queen Size Beds RESTAURANT (ALWAYS in all caps) RV Hookups Seniors Welcome Truckers Welcome Under New Management VCR Waterbeds Weekly Rates (your "neighbor" may live there) Welcome "insert group name here" |
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